Gaturro – Time to find a new girlfriend.
Crankshaft – Thanks, Florchi, LOL. I hadn’t noticed that name.
Judge Parker – Suggested at CK, Depression is the new normal in Spencerland.
Phantom – Why isn’t he staying out of sight, or is this a new plane? The cult leader sounds alien somehow.
Mary Worth – Today is a repeat of the last several days. Doesn’t she have a daily deadline?
Rex Morgan – I don’t remember Doris being that slim. Is she out for revenge? Maybe knows about the art forgery controversy and is helping it along.
Judge Parker – Neddie went to Alaska with Hank as a way to escape her problems here. Is reconnecting now also saying she needs someone else to give direction to her life? That may be what Hank thinks, too.
“Presentation is everything.” No, it isn’t. Being able to actually eat it, and tasting good, are.
Mom’s comment shows she realizes Calvin’s relationship with Hobbes is unusual to say the least. Did they ever take him to a psychologist?
https://goo.gl/images/n8gwFs This link may, if I did it right, lead to a picture of an old wooden crank phone similar to what we had when I was a child. We did have numbers, but only 2 digits. We were sometimes on a party line. Each number would have a distinctive ring, e.g. 2 longs and a short. As I recall you could ring someone on your line without going through the operator. You could also pick up the receiver and listen in on a neighbor’s conversation.
Gaturro – I do everything, Gym, you win. I added the punctuation.
Rex Morgan – What more can he do? A war of words will get nowhere.
Mark Trail – Is the girl unarmed now? Let her go, and help the sheriff.
Phantom – That’s quite a group there, all to take down the Phantom, Why?
Mary Worth – Will Iris read this? Will it help? Since she handed her son a Bible, maybe that’s where she should turn.
Gaturro – @ Templo, He’s Mario like Gaturro is Pacman.
Mark Trail – @David, But Mark and the sherrif don’t have their guns in firing position; they’re going to talk about it for a while.
Mary Worth – @Woodworker, I have to agree with you today.
Sally Forth – Sometimes music helps, but Ted probably knows his father and the music may not be suitable.
Mary Worth – Believing in true love isn’t answering the question: Does it exist? However, I believe that Florchi’s prediction is a good one.
Rex Morgan – Spreading “fake news” is so easy on social media.
Funky – You should be suspicious of an unexpected package from an unknown sender.
Phantom – It seems the theme of the possibility of the Phantom’s imminent death continues. Maybe there is a long-term plan here for several years down the road when Kit, Jr. is ready, and we’re being prepared for it. I don’t want to spend several years in fear.
Mark Trail – I doubt that the criminals are going listen to “the voice of authority” and surrender easily.
Judge Parker – Where are all Neddie’s suitors? And her fashion designer ambitions? She’s over 21 and still living at home.
To teach Crankshaft to be more helpful to students instead of trying to make them late, and blaming them for any disorder.
What is the date of these daily strips?