Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 15, 2009

Well, you could’ve looked in that monolithic water closet last week.

Good morrow, everyone!

“Morning, Rakkav! Dr. Mel is a voyeur on top of everything else…

Mornin folks, nice showercap: that!

Dr. Mel, you peeping tom!

This is a true story…

Dr. Mel is alive and working at JPL.

Yeah, Dr. Mel, “Looking for water”, huh? Is that what ya call it……

Pretty invasive probe… but aren’t they all!

And the lunar being paused during its shower, hearing a faint sound that sounded like a singsong voice, chanting, “I can see you na-ked! I can see you na-ked!”

Nonsense! there is no life on the moon, if there were we could see the neon pub signs from here. Certainly no night life, anyhoo.

Doctor Toon,

Perhaps “all of the above”?

Dr. Mel you scoundrel. Hiding behind scientific research to cover the fact you’re just a peeping Tom.

I saw the NASA announcement on “finding water on the moon” last week. The spokesman used a plastic bucket to illustrate how much water they had found. I wonder how many people now think there really are white plastic buckets of water sitting around on the moon?!

I like this method, for all its flaws, a lot better than what NASA did: bombing the moon. I hope they never look for water near my house.

Seek and ye shall find.