Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 06, 2010

Mosquito killer or killer mosquitoes?

They’re bigger than the Fink.

I would hate to see the severe cases of malaria and bites from those mosquitoes.

The state bird of Alaska!

“Should we eat him here or carry him off?”

“Let’s eat him here. If we carry him off, the big ones will take him away from us!”

Aren’t most things bigger than the fink? ;)

I saw a still trap for masqitos In Maine.

I won’t use my usual comment about putting running lights on big masqitos, uh oh, I think I just did.

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Time for a very big bug zapper! You can test it with the Fink or the spammers. Wait, I think “and” would be better than “or”.

Just the Wiz having his usual success with spells. If ever a fizz of a wizard there was…..

Anything that can kill those mosquitoes *is* gonna be a perfect mosquito killer.

I didn’t know Id was in Maine? State Bird.

moronbis, as it turns out, syntax does matter.

maybe DDT was so bad after all

I meant “wasn’t” so bad - I need to proof before hitting submit

The only way to get rid of mosquitos this big is to roll the dice win the gane and yell Jumanji…

Mosquito killer, killer mosquito. Shot gun, gun shot. House cat, cat house. Strange can English be..

Well if the plan is to make them drop dead from overeating, then I’d say the research looks promising.

Well, sir, we have the first part done; we’ve discovered the perfect mosquito.

Triplespammerflaggen!

Better get Broomie on the phone and have her ZAP those things quick!

Otherwise…