Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 22, 2009

Transcript:

Lyle: You're so going to choose the cheeseburger, dude! Alex: Oh yeah? How do you know, Lyle? Lyle: Probability. You always choose the cheeseburger. Alex: What if today is an anomaly? Precisely because you introduced a new variable, certainty? What then? Do you think I should be on a diet, Drew? Drew: You? Please. Why? Alex: I need to get into the game, get my girl on. Drew: You mean dating? Alex: I do. How is it I'm a junior and still haven't had a single relationship? Drew: You're at MIT? Alex: So what? Even engineers have to breed. And I'm a catch - cute, smart, completely unafraid of commitment! I mean, I'm set to go! I'm a shovel-ready girlfriend! Drew: Shovel-ready? Boy: Excuse me? I couldn't help but hear... Alex: Pass. But thanks. And good luck!