The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 05, 2013
June 04, 2013
June 06, 2013
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad, the best protection against the bird flu is strengthening your immune system. You gotta change your diet. Granddad: I can do that. What do I eat? Huey: It's more about what you don't eat. No dairy, no meat and no sugar. Granddad: Bacon? Huey: No bacon. Granddad: I'm gonna die! Huey: Who's up for wheatgrass smoothies?
batmanwithprep almost 11 years ago
No more bacon ice cream?
J Short almost 11 years ago
Walmart would look empty if you eliminated those 3 things; especially the sugar.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No bacon? What’s next, chocolate?!
phoenixnyc almost 11 years ago
“In order to live to be 100, you have to give up everything that makes you want to.”—Woody Allen
Defective Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I purchase only unprocessed foods, and don’t eat meat or dairy. I also buy in the Wal-Mart grocery section. They have everything I need to be a good vegetarian. Just because it’s there doesn’t mean I have to eat it. And I’ve yet to find a store that doesn’t have all of those things, anyway, so singling out one makes you rather narrow minded, or something worse. But what else is new.
eb110americana almost 11 years ago
Let’s assume you eat all those things. Especially bacon. Worst case, you get the bird flu. Or your heart explodes. You go to hell…where, you guessed it, you’ll be forced to drink wheatgrass smoothies for all eternity. I’m just sayin’.