Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 25, 2009

his life is one big perfomance…..

Now might be a good time.

There’s no fool like an old fool.

know how he feels. clumsy is my middle name

Performing is something that I don’t think he has to work at.

Spend to much in that bottle, and you to can be a fool.

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But I’m not a perfect fool. I still need lots of practice.

There was some type of temperance click’ back then because a better,not temperance though is with us today,look under ,”alcohol” in the phone book (yes they still produce them).

Wow, that’s championship stuff; he can’t do it every time. At least he’s comfortably numb.

The happiest most contented person I ever met was a fool with a IQ of 70……nothing EVER bothered him or upset him…..

I envied that sucker…..

I wouldn’t.

I dislike conflict more than anything in the world, but I wouldn’t trade my capacity for being bothered for cutting my I.Q. by more than half - or for anything else, either.

If we’re not seriously bothered by the way the world is, then something is seriously wrong with us. And being bothered about ourselves is the only way we can grow,

Thankfully, boldyuma, your friend’s opportunities for personal growth don’t stop here. Enough said.

Court Jester is a natural fool.

for a jester’s main employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment and a jester unemployed, is nobody’s fool!