Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2009

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How are you paying for your drinks?

Exactly what I was thinking.

It’s on a tab…like Norm Peterson’s beer.

Where everybody knows your name. What’s his name any way?

Drinky McSloshey

Which one jose?

I sympathize.

people always seem to have enough money for their cigarettes, booze, weed etc… but not enough for anything else

The mugs empty . No pencils or apples just imaginary O-dollars and hope .

Hey, if Congress can put everything on the tab, why can’t he?

Touché.

Now not only I need a job (been searching since January), but also a bar/café-like place (instead of alcohol or coffee, maybe an herbal tea) to tell friends, acquaintances and strangers my stories and troubles. (If there are still any around, maybe a soda fountain like my great-grandfather used to own in Safford, Arizona, which also had a pharmacy).

sorry, hipster. that’s more of a truism. it seems to me a political statement is something that can be argued.

I agree with idwiz123

“people always seem to have enough money for their cigarettes, booze, weed etc… but not enough for anything else.”

I’ve noticed the lower the income of the neighborhood a Wal-Mart is in, (I tend to shop at several) the higher percentage of people smoking in the parking lot. I would also add cable TV to the list. I’ve never had cable or satellite TV, but I know people on food stamps who do.

Of course, Amom. That’s why they have to be on food stamps.