CAPTION: I was excited now! Roger ought to prove a lot of fun!
MAN: You free now? How about a short ride?
WOMAN: AL…All right…
So it wasn’t the dialog that inspired this comic. It was the bizarre art. The original story featured women with freakishly long necks. So I decided to have some fun with it. I Photoshoped the woman’s neck–but not as much as you’d think. It was pretty long to begin with!
I haven’t had such a throaty laugh in such a loooong time! The cartoon and comments are just too good to be true. I wonder if this babe ever wears turtle necks?!
Yep. Then there are, or were, lip disks, excessively elongated earlobes, flattened skulls, and foot-binding. It’s amazing what various human cultures consider beautiful – and how willing they are to mutilate and torture their children in order to achieve these standards of beauty.
And in our culture, we have piercings, tatts, silicon implants, miscellaneous other surgery, and anorexia.
The Duke 1 almost 15 years ago
A truly tragic story, John! Can I have her now that you’re done with her? Whoa, did I say that out loud?
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
Okay, on this one, you HAVE to give us the original dialog, John.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Good luck finding her, JF. Last I heard she was living somewhere in Great Neck, NY.
hank197857 almost 15 years ago
i was expecting something to do with laryngitis, but you just had to go porno!
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
A vampire’s dream date.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
4dear, the original dialog was really simple.
CAPTION: I was excited now! Roger ought to prove a lot of fun!
MAN: You free now? How about a short ride?
WOMAN: AL…All right…
So it wasn’t the dialog that inspired this comic. It was the bizarre art. The original story featured women with freakishly long necks. So I decided to have some fun with it. I Photoshoped the woman’s neck–but not as much as you’d think. It was pretty long to begin with!
jestrfyl almost 15 years ago
Is she related to the long necked women of Thailand?
LAFan almost 15 years ago
I haven’t had such a throaty laugh in such a loooong time! The cartoon and comments are just too good to be true. I wonder if this babe ever wears turtle necks?!
Skyhawk_maintainer almost 15 years ago
She went to the races and won by a neck.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
And that presents the long and the short of things.
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
Thanks, John. I just wondered whether the neck somehow had anything to do with the original story.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago
…Audrey Hepburn’s neck is still longer…
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
Hey anyone here ever see those documentaries about a certain tribe where the women have long necks because of the jewelery they wear.
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
Yep. Then there are, or were, lip disks, excessively elongated earlobes, flattened skulls, and foot-binding. It’s amazing what various human cultures consider beautiful – and how willing they are to mutilate and torture their children in order to achieve these standards of beauty.
And in our culture, we have piercings, tatts, silicon implants, miscellaneous other surgery, and anorexia.