There was a confectionary company in Berkeley, Calif., some years ago that produced a chewy candy shaped like a shark. The called it “Gummi Lawyers.” True story.
After my little brother first saw “Jaws”, I could make him sit down and lift his feet up off the carpet – truly, it was a compulsive reflex – by intoning ominously: “Ba-dum…ba-dum, ba-dum…ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum….” (Jaws theme music)
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Your ex wife is usually accompanied by another shark.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Cleo, is the other “shark” a divorce lawyer?
The Duke 1 almost 15 years ago
Awwww, c’mon, John…everyone KNOWS lawyers are snakes!!
coltish1 almost 15 years ago
There was a confectionary company in Berkeley, Calif., some years ago that produced a chewy candy shaped like a shark. The called it “Gummi Lawyers.” True story.
Thomas R. Williams almost 15 years ago
Back when Jaws came out some reviewer observed that sharks are perfect symbols of sexual fear– phallic yet suggestive of the dreaded vagina dentata.
MermaidStitcher almost 15 years ago
laywers are snakes or weasels
ProfessorKid almost 15 years ago
Why won’t a shark eat a Lawyer? Professional courtesy!
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
I know the feeling, buddy, I know the feeling….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago
…After ‘Jaws’ I wouldn’t even go swimming…I’ve heard of ‘Pool Sharks’….
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Watch out for bathtub sharks! They’re the worst!
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
BTW the local aquarium called, it seems the sharks are complaining about being compared to lawyers, they it’s unfair, to the sharks.
Radical-Knight almost 15 years ago
Like your wit, Dogmore.
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
After my little brother first saw “Jaws”, I could make him sit down and lift his feet up off the carpet – truly, it was a compulsive reflex – by intoning ominously: “Ba-dum…ba-dum, ba-dum…ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum….” (Jaws theme music)