Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 22, 2009

Never mess with Suzie, Calvin, she’s too smart for you.

You had that coming Calvin, you Poop Head

Too late. Hobbes won’t fal for it. Lesson #1, never trust women.

cleokaya, I agree with your first lesson.

“Can I see the socket?” how very Calvin. D’you think he and Lio would get along?

Absolutely, runar!

That’s one evily concocted showball, Calvin you deserve more than a boot up the backside!

You can always trust a woman in one thing…. She will always get her revenge, and you will not like it!

Score: Suzy 100 Calvin Zeeeerrrooo

The ayes have it!

Rule 1:cleokaya says: Too late. Hobbes won’t fal for it. Lesson #1, never trust women. Rule 2:DreamScourge says:…..You can always trust a woman in one thing…. She will always get her revenge, and you will not like it! Rule 3: See Rule 1

Calvin has a misfortune again!

Calvin had that coming! Good for you Susie!!

Ah, young love… :)

Could it be funnier?!!!

LOL that was the funniest one i have ever read

Aww you gotta admit, it’s kinda sweet that he helps her look for it.

Susie’s awesome :D

It’s always fun until someone loses an eye.

Susie showing some termper? Calvin, you have crossed the line this time!

My #1 favorite comic! Calvin and Hobbes. I have every comic book he ever wrote! you could say that i’m in love :D

That is sooo hysteriously funniest I’ve ever read this Sunday morning! I laughed and laughed so hard. Calvin, you deserved it! Susie fooled you to make even, so there! Poor baby, Calvin! Your butt will be bruised after Susie booted your butt so harder! LOLs! X-D

eye thought eye was the only one to fall for that line, for a woman

Susie is the smartiest girl on earth, isn’t it ??

LOLLOOLOPOLOO

Carmy don’t you mean “it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball”

When Calvin was listing the ingredients he should have added: “Usually followed with just desserts.”

Only Calvin would try turn a simple snowball into a WMD.

Way to go, Susie. Suckered Calvin in and gave him a Super Dooper Poop Head K-O.

LOL Calvin, you have just been outwitted! This shows that Calvin can actually be quite kind and cares about Susie at least a little.

allyheartz says: This shows that Calvin can actually be quite kind and cares about Susie at least a little.

Maybe he’s more interested in the gory stuff.

DreamScourge says: You can always trust a woman in one thing…. She will always get her revenge, and you will not like it!

That’s two things.

it’s always funny til some one gets hurt then it’s hilarious

Girls = Money x Time

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money = Money^2

Since Money = √Evil,

Girls = Evil.

Thank you.

That’s women for ya’ Calvin. They can hold a grudge like none other… It’s not enough that you said you were sorry and helped her look for her eyeball, she wants revenge.

(whispering) For the rest of us, I think these kind of happenings are what squashed the last modicum of Calvin’s compassion for humans (Hobbes doesn’t count).

What’s nice about Calvin and Hobbes, is that it does show the true nature of some children. Heck, I was teased and called weird, but I would sometimes retort with a stinging comeback that would leave them…just blank.

Ha ha! You had that coming Calvin!!

Ha ha! You had that coming Calvin!!

hoho.

Runar: Ah, true. Calvin would find it interesting to see a dislodged eyeball.

Penguin1021: Hah, good one. You can’t argue with math.

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oh so very cute. i love it. suzie is so smart. i almost did not regonize calvin in the 2nd panel. love this one.

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thanks i have missed it. what is quite funny is that when we r little we are told not to talk to strangers, but you have all become my friends.

That’s why Susie’s gonna be a keeper one day. Can be just as morbid and gross as Calvin.

Heh HeahHaaaa!

You gents think this strip illustrates the untrustworthiness of women?! Who fired an iceball upon whom, without warning, from the back? The person who initiates hostilities deserves whatever he gets in consequence. Suzie’s eyeball drama should be characterized as brilliant improv, not untrustworthiness.

@Tabbylynn: Swell, but still don’t talk to strangers, kiddo.

powed my eye out !!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL I am sooo using that on my bro!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to everyone who spelled her name correctly as “Susie” and shame on everyone else with variations such as a “z” and “y”. Check the third and fourth panels; it’s “Susie” Derkins with an “s” and “ie”, please.

Haven’t managed to get through it yet, but hope to spend a lot more time in 2009 with my weighty complete compilation of C&H. This website serves admirably in the meantime.

Started 2/24/09

susie looks like a ninja cartoon in the last-but-one frame..

svidela mu se ideja

He learns, only he learns a moment or two too late.

second panel: scary! very scary!

dulm bulb

Susie, you go girl! :-D

Poop head??????

She still has both her eyes.