1 and Done by Eric Scott for April 11, 2024

Testament of Scone, clotted cream is best.

Are we talking bagpipes or kilts or both?

The Scottish draft.

That would not be a plague for me. I love bagpipes.

That was supposed to be accordions, not bagpipes!!!

BC Pipers monthly meeting in Abbotsford, practicing for provincial Highland games in Coquitlam.

OH, THE HORROR!!

It caused things to go off kilt•er.

♪ " Oh, Dan, Hebroy, the pipes, the pipes are calling …" ♫

I love the sound of bagpipes

Ouch! I’m a piper. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. (just kidding, it’s pretty funny and I’ll be sharing with the band)

I’m mostly Scottish and I hate the sound of bagpipes. Mostly. Does that make me a wee dobber? Mostly.

Just you wait for the Blight of the Poorly Played Ocarinas, Recorders, Slide Whistles, and Vuvuzelas.

I love a man in a kilt and bagpipes are great if played outside.

What’s the opposite of an ear worm? An ear piranha?