Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2024

These days, people can be reupholstered, too.

And the result is always awful. But at least, someone got a boat out of it.

One time I was three hours old altogether. One time I spoke a double word.

Wiz is looking for a fat ear. Blanche ain’t exactly a feather weight.

See, here’s the thing about men (I mean real men, not boys in a grown up body.) We don’t need the conversation. Being in the presence of the woman we care for and would die for is often enough. Just knowing that she is there. It’s very, very simple.

Nicely “redone” there, Wiz!

She’s got knitting needles. He’s pushing it.

Ouch!

And it is remarkably silent.