Opposites attract ~ ~ law of magnetism..
‘Irreconcilable differences.’
We try to see eye to eye, but it’s no use. We’re worlds apart. The last straw was when he tried to remove my halo with his pitchfork.
Ultimate bad boy.
Turns out, him being hot isn’t all that’s necessary for a good marriage.
Gotta take the good with the bad. Perfect balance.
Oh, she is always changing the TP roll so the paper is facing the wrong way!
I’ve heard of opposites attracting, but not quite to that extreme. So based on that, irreconcilable differences would be my guess.
We see this a lot in Central Illinois; one is a Cub fan and the other is a Cardinal fan.
“I get up early to pitch hay in Hell. She stays up late playing Halo.”
“I’ll play the saint. It’s Sunday and I wake up. What’s the first thing you say?”
Pickled Pete 28 days ago
Opposites attract ~ ~ law of magnetism..
drbee 28 days ago
‘Irreconcilable differences.’
Jeff0811 28 days ago
We try to see eye to eye, but it’s no use. We’re worlds apart. The last straw was when he tried to remove my halo with his pitchfork.
Dave427 28 days ago
Ultimate bad boy.
cdward 28 days ago
Turns out, him being hot isn’t all that’s necessary for a good marriage.
purepaul 27 days ago
Gotta take the good with the bad. Perfect balance.
purepaul 27 days ago
Oh, she is always changing the TP roll so the paper is facing the wrong way!
Just-me 27 days ago
I’ve heard of opposites attracting, but not quite to that extreme. So based on that, irreconcilable differences would be my guess.
mfrasca 27 days ago
We see this a lot in Central Illinois; one is a Cub fan and the other is a Cardinal fan.
mistercatworks 27 days ago
“I get up early to pitch hay in Hell. She stays up late playing Halo.”
Frer Squirrel 25 days ago
“I’ll play the saint. It’s Sunday and I wake up. What’s the first thing you say?”