Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 18, 2024

I didn’t think he would look this tall or pleasant. I always assumed he’d be a nasty little ducker.

Sometimes you just have to say WHAT THE DUCK?

My, my, my Two quacks in one.

what the duck???

Why A Duck?

He had a pet duck who was (unfortunately) misspelled….

very clever!

He decided that the autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.

Was it supposed to be a dog, instead of a duck? With autocorrect who knows what it will do.

Good thing there’s a sign, or I might have thought it was a statue of the inventor of DuckDuckGo.

Wasn’t his name Otto Co-wrecked??

Brilliant! This wins the internet for today.

He died young and left his estate, including royalties, to his pet. It’s, you know, a lucky duck.

Sorry.

There is a special place in Hello for this guy.

He’s mallardjusted.

I don’t get it?

Was he a schmuck?

And his brother invented duck tape.

“I’ve no more ducks to give,

My ducks have all run dry.

I tried to go duck shopping

But there’s no ducks left to buy.

I’ve no more ducks to give

Tho’ ducks I’ve tried to get.

I’m over my duck budget

And I’m now in Ducking debt!!!

THE MAN WHO INVENTED AUTOCORRECT SHOULD BURN IN HELLO!

Let me clarify the confusion: IT’S HIS PET DUCK!. You’re welcome.

The inventor of autocorrect died last monkey. His funnel will be held the day after tomato.

I get the DUCK part – but pet? I’m not sure whta to make of it

Aye don’t get it. :)

He passed quitely in his sleep!

His funeral was held last Monkey.

May he roast in peas!

That’s just daffy.

When I get a new phone, one of the first things I do is turn off the autocorrect feature. I don’t need my phone trying to guess what I was trying to say when I know what I’m trying to say.

Dear autocorrect: it’s NEVER “duck”.

A long way to go for an obscene joke that has nothing to do with a statue or a duck.

Behold the duck.

It does not cluck.

A cluck it lacks.

It quacks.

It is specially fond

Of a puddle or pond.

When it dines or sups,

It bottoms ups.

— The Duck by Ogden Nash

It was really supposed to be his pet cat Richard, but the e-mailed order forms……….

I thought Chuck Farley invented autocorrect.