Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 14, 2024

At least he’ll be out of the house, Blanche…

Not into golf, but poor Tiger had a terrible day!

Who says you have to wait until golf season to play golf as long as you’re not in the pros? As far as I know, regular golf courses in Florida are open year round so a person can play any time of the year. But the closer the golf course is to the ocean, the closer it is to miles of water hazard.

I’m gonna go see if I can bag me some golfs!

I notice this year he’s opted for pants. There were complaints last year.

Golf spoils a good walk. Thanks to Mark Twain.

Started today, here. 80F and sunny.

What type of ammo do you use and how do you cook em once you’ve shot em?

Golf widow

Golf? GAAAAAH!

I thought it was going to be an Andy Capp crossover

Why does he look scottish

There’s a season for golf?

Every day is golf season unless there is a hurricane.

Golf widow!!!!!

Time-saver hint: If you didn’t hit the ball, you wouldn’t have to go look for it.

Dad used to say he’d be down in his workshop, puttering. Putter, sand wedge and a dozen golf balls on an indoor-outdoor grass carpet with a cup sized hole cut out of it.

I figured it was a golf outfit or a 70’s p!mp.

Is this a reference to the Masters gold tournament? How come no one references the Chess Candidates and Women’s Chess Candidates?

Let’s call the hole thing off.

Today is the Masters Final day. I’ll be glad when all the yahoos go home.

Golf season! Blam!

McWiz

Aye Lassie…….

Which pouch does he put the cheat stick, err magic wand, into?

I live in coastal California. Golf season ?

I don’t think he will ever be “ready.”

Nice pants

driving by a golf course someone shanked one so bad it hit our car on the edge of the roof, a couple inches lower it would have went through the window and probably killed my brother

hope he didn’t wear his cleats to bed

Why does the second to last panel look like he is on grass?

Looks like an ersatz Scotsman.

If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!!

There’s a season for it? I’ve heard of people out there in the snow golfing with red golf balls.