The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 12, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    That sounds more like acne than a compliment.

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    Its just me  about 2 months ago

    I once worked in an icecream factory, you get sick of the stuff pretty quickly.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Did that trick fail to work with barmaids?

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    Is it cold in here, or just you ?

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    nancyb creator about 2 months ago

    My sister’s first job was in an ice cream parlor. She was delighted to hear that she could eat all the ice cream she wanted. At the end of day 1, she never wanted to eat ice cream again.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 2 months ago

    “Nice try?” He barely put any effort into that one A Tall.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Cone him lady!!!

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    basspro  about 2 months ago

    Cone him indeed, just don’t clone him.

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    flemmingo  about 2 months ago

    Eno buying ice cream is a lot cheaper than marrying her.

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    Ok, if you won’t marry me, would you consider adopting me?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It’s wedding his appetite.

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    When I was kid, a lot of guys I knew worked at the place where they made Kraft Caramels. They were told the 1st day they could eat all they wanted. …after the 1st day, most of them never wanted another one.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At the thought of that stuff, I scream.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    better that than mint chocolate chip!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    Eno’s cream of passion.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    My father worked as a “soda jerk” in the 50s. He was told he could eat all the ice cream he wanted for the first day on job. After eating himself sick, he had no further interest in “samping” on the job.

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    Moore 1  about 2 months ago

    But does she taste like Butterscotch Ripple?

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Her scoop really resembles Eno’s butt!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Sorry, you’re not my flavor.

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    vacman  about 2 months ago

    I worked in a movie theater in a former life, When I started I did not like popcorn. Having to smell it 8 hrs. a day I got use to it and started liking it. Still do to this day. I know I know that sounds contrary to the normal reaction.

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