Clay Bennett for March 29, 2024

Is stormy the covergirl?

OMG, the orange one has the “Bible” right side up.

more like the “Daily Stormer”

I hear the pages are perforated in case he is reading in his favorite room and runs out of T.P.

Typical of him.

I loved The Daily Show’s description of his (robo-autographed by the MAGA Messiah) Bible including a copy of the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Pledge of Allegiance being like an unholy amalgam of an anchovy pizza from Taco Bell. Put together by “illegals”, of course.

Hey, maybe he could sell his pfarts in a jar… ‘cept, the suckers won’t know if it’s the genuine article, unless it captures the exquisite essence of hamberder and greasy fries.

And to hawk his latest grift to pay his shyster lawyers, the MAGA Messiah droned in front of American flags:

“We are Pro-God, and we have to protect Pro-God Christians, who are under siege by the leftists, and we have to protect anything that is Pro-God, so buy my Bible and help Make America God Again! Thank you and may God bless!"_

Makes me want to puke. It’s a big joke, except it isn’t.

1 Solomon’s Song of Songs.

She[a]2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth— for your love is more delightful than wine.

3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes; your name is like perfume poured out. No wonder the young women love you!

4 Take me away with you—let us hurry! Let the king bring me into his chambers.

OMG!

He only reads it for the articles, of course.

The Playboy magazine is actually hiding another book. It’s his favorite: “Mein Kampf – The 1939 Illustrated Edition”

Playboy? Is the Trumpster wife-shopping again? Oh, wait . . . he’d be looking at Seventeen magazine for that . . .

In a private Trump room hangs a 1972 Playboy pinup, happily airbrushed like Trump’s mind.

It’s blasphemy, conflating documents (D of I, Constitution) inspired by ideas from the Age of Reason with the Holy Bible that his followers say they believe in. It is idolatry to worship at the altar of the pyrite-plated Orange Cow. Where is Charlton Heston using the tablets of the 10 commandments to destroy this idolatry and blasphemy when you need it? Oh, wait, He only played Moses. His worship of guns fits right in to MAGA idolatry.

Point of fact: unless it’s an old Playboy, there are no thrilling pictures in it, just articles to read. Since Trump has never read anything this is an absurd cartoon.

I’m pretty sure the trump bible replaced every instance of the word God with trump.

He loves two Corinthians.

Trump’s bible has a centerfold. I didn’t realize Mary Magdalene wore a thong!

^^Sticking in a hateful lie that has been fact-checked and refuted to try to rile up the comments. Don’t feed the troll.

hee

Donald reads ? Who knew?

A grift from God.

YouTube: Trump’s Low-Quality USA Bibles | Ronna McDaniel Is Terrible | RNC’s Big Lie Litmus Test

GOP: grovelers, obstructionists, and perverts.

Good one

Looks like something he would be doing.

Trump can read??

LET US PREY.

One of the other whacko MAGAs in PA, gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano had camp follower, Julie Green, travel with him in order to spew her Qanon BS. She claimed that, besides being a “prophet”, “Pelosi is a witch who drinks children’s blood,” and that God will execute political figures “for their planned pandemic, shortages, inflation, mandates and for stealing an election.” She also claimed President Biden was an actor because the real Biden was dead.

Further, Green is the head of Julie Green Ministries and is a classic snake-oil, bible-thumping grifter. She posted her harangues on Rumble, asking for donations. Her prophecies are pro-tЯц☠p fantasies in which God has “chosen” tЯц☠p to be his “Moses” to “deliver the people out of the hands of these nowaday pharaohs.” In this telling, the “majority” of states will decertify their 2020 election results, tЯц☠p will “take back his rightful place of power,” and God will send His “Angel of Death” to take the lives of people who stole the 2020 election, and are “infected” with “wokeism”. She justifies the deaths of elected officials by verious conspiracy theories. For instance, she claimed Rep. Ilhan Omar is “a spy sent from your land to get everything you could to give it back to the nation that you serve”, that Sen. Mitt Romney’s “fingerprints will be found all over the fraud of the 2020 election”; and that Govs. Gretchen Whitmer and Brian Kemp were also involved in stealing the 2020 election.

A little more on Green:

Her prophecies are worshipful of Mastriano. She prophesied: “Doug Mastriano, ‘I have you here for such a time as this’, saith the Lord. I know it seemed like I had forsaken you, all your hard work, and all the time you put forth to get to the truth in election integrity. You know the Truth, and you have seen so much evidence of what really happened. It is now time to move forward with the plans you have been given. Yes, Doug, I am here with you. I will not forsake you. The time has come for their great fall and for the Great Steal to be overturned!"

Insanity runs deep in the MAGA cult.

Only the genius Dump would not realize that others’ can’t see the PLAYBOY print.

The Bible is fascinating. I’m not religious, and certainly not either Jewish or Christian, but I read the Bible a lot, and I have ever since I was young. My parents (also not religious) encouraged me to read it. I have made my living teaching about ancient Greece and Rome, and I often teach parts of the Bible in my courses on myth or ancient religion. But I don’t recommend cherry-picking selected verses to support a particular interpretation. I do recommend reading it in its historical context. Most of my students would say that they are (vaguely) Christian, but very few have read much of the Bible. They are often surprised to find how little of the Bible is concerned with spirituality or theology or even morality.

To be fair, a bible signed by the anti Christ is a collectible item.

Great comments today, team…got nothing to add, other than….Trump + Bible = UTTER AND ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.

While I did not agree with a lot of things he did, one thing Theodore Roosevelt said stands true! “Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.”

An illustrated version of the actual Bible, OTOH, would be banned in 50 countries. Too much sex and violence.

Instead of having it written, the trump bible has sodom and gomorrah represented by foldout pages.

the biggler orange clown pos can’t read because of his bonespurs!!!

“Rice Christian” was a term used for people in pre-Mao China who only professed Christianity to receive gifts of rice etc. from the old time missionaries. → It also works well to describe certain unscrupulous politicians.

Playboy has too many articles.

Hey, he only reads it for the scholarly articles….

The dripping drool from his mouth is missing from the drawing.

Another good one Clay!!

Those hands are too bigly for the Dumpster….

Must be shopping for a new wife.

All the liberal stuff like helping the poor have been redacted.

The issue with Karen McDougal?

That’s going to become a BIG “ISSUE” in the coming weeks.

Colbert did a bit showing the FAQs on ordering one, and there was a question about why the pages were sticky.

This seems to provide a very disturbing answer.

President Jefferson, in the heyday of Deism, had a scrapbook containing quotations from the parts of the Bible he agreed with and thought were applicable in the modern day.