Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 04, 2024

Where is Elvis?

Looks like a mispronunciation. I bet he’s doing a toe beans squeeeee…

Ah. Even among the other ferrets, Wesley’s pretty much his own kind of guy. Gotcha.

I love cheese!!! ❤️

I have to give it to Wesley. Cheese is one of the few things in the world that brings out a high-pitched shriek from me! Sing it with me….CHEESE, Glorious CHEESE! An oldie, but a goodie!

That final panel really emphasizes that Tommy doesn’t wear pants. LOL

Doesn’t Wesley seem wayyyy more excited about cheeeese than he is about Sophie? that can’t be good … or maybe that can’t be gouda, for those of us who like pungent cheese puns?

I really like Wesley even if he’s about to really hurt Sophie. Also burt has his priorities straight

They know he doesn’t really care about her. Possibly.

Cheese?!? Are you sure his name isn’t Wallace?

What happened to the ferret hats? I want to see the hats — last spotted, I believe on March 3.

Tommy cares about Sophie and as her BFF, he will help protect her heart.♥

What’s not to love about cheese?

Ages ago, when the government gave out free cheese, many places had ersatz Velveeta. In MKE, we had sharp cheddar and blocks of real butter.

I love that these new creatures are double-plus-ultra exemplars of ferretude. Georgia again zeroes in on unique characteristics of the critters she deploys to make them both credible and incredible.

He’s got a point about cheese. Just need to find a well stocked cheese monger.

I am loving the ferret arc! :-))

Funnier stuff in real life though – my girl friend just brought home four alpacas lol! Such a hoot! :-))

I like cheese…

“You. Keep talking.”

Just a thank you to all who offered condolences yesterday on the loss of my daughter’s dog. She took him to a place last night that will do the cremation.

Hu, oh, I do fear that this is a one-sided infatuation.

Now, onto the cheese.

Manchego, Shropshire Blue, and Stilton are several of my favorites (I like strong blue cheeses). They are wonderful accompaniments to a cocktail or after-dinner Port.

High-pitched shrieks about how amazing cheese is! That’s it. The search is over. I have found myself in animal form.

Cher: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

I was born in a shelter in a Rhode Island town

My family used to nap and run and hang upside down

We’d always eat whatever we could

Then I found a slice of cheddar

It was so very good!

…….

Ferret food and cheese!

We’d eat it every day as we ran around all over

Ferret food and cheese!

And every night the volunteers would come around

And put the kibble down!

…….

Found a sandwich that a volunteer brought

On a paper plate, and I wouldn’t be caught

Ham on rye with a slice of Swiss

Ran as fast as lightning

And I was sure that it wouldn’t be missed!

…….

Ferret food and cheese!

We’d eat it every day as we ran around all over

Ferret food and cheese!

And every night the volunteers would come around

And put the kibble down!

…….

Never had no Gouda but I had Provolone

From a Philadelphia hoagie

Three months later I am being fostered

And I’ll steal a grilled cheese in a while

I’ll steal a grilled cheese in a while!

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I love Velveeta, I just have to confess

Is it my fault if I’m leaving a mess?

Gouda and Cheddar, and Stilton, so good!

It may not seem healthy!

But I need much more than just ferret food!

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Ferret food and cheese!

We’d eat it every day as we ran around all over

Ferret food and cheese!

And every night the volunteers would come around

And put the kibble down!

Where is Puck?

Is that ferret wearing a rainbow hoodie? I want one!

Cheese, glorious cheese!

Maybe the fact that Wesley doesn’t talk much is what makes him attractive to Sophie. I think sometimes Tommy talks more than she can listen.

It’s not a BOCH [back of cat head], but it’s definitely BOC. What a huge floofy tail.

If it’s rotten cheese, I’m out of here LOL.

Whatever you think about him, he’s got a point.

Ha ha ha! He reminds me of the mouse(Monterey Jack) from-Rescue Rangers!

Just another Cat-Astrophic romance that is sure to go from Gouda to badda.

Keep it up, Wesley, and the ferret will replace the badger as Wisconsin’s official state mammal.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Artisans’ Studio

Arachna Spider: I would like to add a spider silk ladder to make this an interactive tapestry.

Maat-Tilda: I think we should make sure the material is strong enough.

Adobe Style: Why don’t we have Dooky and his team try it out?

Sophititi: And Bea and Ora Z could help out as well.

Sometime Later

Iggy: Beatrixia and Ora Z said you needed help with testing out some new fabric.

Tillie: Yes. Can you test out Ari’s spider silk ladder?

Iggy: Sure thing. It’s like climbing the rigging on a ship. (Climbs rigging).

Iggy: Ahoy, Mates! I see a litter room to starboard!

Adobe: Isn’t Ahoy a bit ahead of its time?

Soph: That’s those space time flowers for you.

Cheese really is AMAZING!

Wesley has a good point. Cheese. Worth thinking about

Who doesn’t love cheese? It is one of the best foods ever!

I just hope Wesley doesn’t cross the Robber Mice.

To be fair, cheese is pretty squeeeable most of the time!

I mean…he’s not wrong.

This brings new life to “The Cheese Tax.” Normally, it’s about a dog and cheese.

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. He’s just adorable, bless his heart! But does he even know the meaning of the word “ennui”?

yeah go cheese. hooray for cheese. which is curdled milk

From the next life, Jasper and my ’80s budgie Nigel are enthusiastically agreeing with all the CHEESE celebrations. Cheese tax was often required anytime one opened a refrigerator.

I had a block of cream cheese that was about to go over the rainbow, so I divided it and added dried cherries and vanilla extract to one half and chopped olives o the other half. The cherry spread is great on almond crackers, and the olive pimento is great on celery or saltines.

“How can anybody dislike cheese? "

- Another great Rhode Islander heard from. H.P. Lovecraft.

How is Green-Shirt Ferret doing that?

Did he get into the full-caf coffee?

Many cats appreciate cheese.

“Moe! Larry! Cheese!

Someone had to do it …

On today’s “Learn to Speak Cat” strip, the mouse know the moon is made of cheese and they’ll eat it, too! :D

Well, no accumulation except on the mountaintops, but today we have had snow and hail (or frozen balls of snow, about half the size of baby peas) and windy cold. Of course this was the day I had to take Inky to the vet to investigate his weight loss despite eating his food, Tucker’s and Ozzy’s food, stealing food from my plate, and eating (clean) kitty litter scattered on the floor. Turns out he is hyperthyroid, not unusual for a 15-year-old kitty, and will have to take pills. So far, so good, I was able to break the pill in half and roll the halves up in cheese, which he ate right up! ♡ Hope he doesn’t catch on to the trick!

If you like both cheese and cozy mysteries, I can recommend the Cheese Shop mysteries by Korina Moss. Most of the titles are cheese puns such as Cheddar off Dead, Gone for Gouda, Curds of Prey.

cheese.

I’m glad no one got cheesed off here.

Burt’s a fan of cheese, I see =P

Ahh. The power of cheese …