WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 04, 2024

I don’t want to be around him later. . . . .

Boy, did they take that doctor literally!

“Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning”……..

I just cut an apple into six pieces and I’m set for the day.

Pumpkins are not vegetables noway nohow.

That’s six servings, guy.

Try kiwi?

Despite a plentiful supply, he remains out of his gourd.

And Dad told me to use my common sense when going thru life. But someone said common sense and common knowledge are two of the most uncommon things on Earth.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, I ate so many apples, I think I’m gonna need a doctor.

“Servings”. You show me any place it says “pieces”.

“One serving” of fruit or vegetables is much smaller than people imagine. A half cup of something like peas or cooked carrots qualifies as a serving, half a large apple does, with leafy greens one cup is a serving.

So six slices of apple pie?

Just eat some meat, dairy, and fish.