Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 30, 2024

Flatulence

Strawberry! Pizza! Cake! Ice cream!

Those answers will become wrong later, so we might as well discard them right now.

How about “a big bucket of old watch hands”?

Brainstorming doesn’t make all answers right. Not discarding them immediately just turns them into doorstops, keeping the door wide open for more answers, some of which might actually be useful in some way.

Heroes!Just for one day!

I’ve never been sure if brainstorms are supposed to create ideas or cause damage to everyone’s common sense.

Did Mari just confessed that they do are things that UNICORNS can’t be?

Kind, intelligent, humorous, and modest? Well maybe not quite!

Patch the asphalt with gum and then grab a banana from the refrigerator!

Boogers

If a road passes gas, who is to blame? The asphalt!

Just emotionally scarring ones. Toaster oven.

Brainstorm produced thunder and lightning.

Peanut Hamper

Can they be brains and storms?

nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak

I think unicorns could be fridges if they try really hard and believe in themselves. Asphalt might be a stretch.