Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 25, 2024

Ralph’s comment nails it.

All I could think of is that he needs glasses.

I can’t enlarge the font anymore, it’s down to one word a screen.

Recently overheard: Could you take a selfie of me?

Actually heard someone say once: “I’m taking a selfish” I thought: You got THAT right!!

My least favorite ‘selfishers’ are the people who stand in busy crosswalks or in front of stalls in a market to take selfies, blocking people who are actually going somewhere or buying something. I’ve seen people doing the latter without taking the selfie.

If there is more than just the one person in the shot, then it wouldn’t be a selfie, it would be an ussie.

This could also be part of one of those “turning into your parents” Progressive commercials.

Dang! I resemble this comic.

I’m gettin’ glare-flare off your braces!

that is why I don’t read things on my phone

Same here. I bought a magnifying glass.

I’m not getting older, my arms are getting shorter …

I have to wear glasses now as my arms aren’t long enough anymore

Selfie sticks may come in handy…can’t be too far, ya know…

Gumby’s grandfather testing his focal length after misplacing his spectacles again.

Old fashion attack …!

( now I’m thirsty )

Age is just Packaging.

In October we were in Pompeii; there was this young woman there – quite lovely (as she would no doubt be quick to inform you), in a very becoming white dress and wide-brimmed white hat, who just walked around taking video of herself walking around. Didn’t once look at that overwhelming site.

Yes, stupidphones are doing their part in the devolution of the human race.

I need my readers to read my phone.

Terrible boob job.

Wow! She’s got a grille like a 1957 Buick.