The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 26, 2000

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Huey: Grunting, barking rappers on MTV, a virtual "Aunt Jemima" on B.E.T., buffoons on UPN...I think I now officially hate everything...I'm sick of women singing about broke men, I'm sick of men singing about loose women, sick of award shows, sick of name-brand clothes...from this moment forth I stand as the antithesis of black popular culture!! I am the anti-cool!! I hereby declare myself...a NERD! Riley: Word?! You? A nerd?! Speaking of shockers, I just found out Wesley Snipes is black! Really! So is Isaac Hayes! And Ray Charles still can't see!! Can you believe it?! Wow...Huey is a nerd...who woulda thought... Huey: (Sigh) Far be it from me to begrudge someone the occasional sarcastic remark... Riley: Hey, I head that Bill Clinton really loves the ladies... Hey: Ok, don't press your luck!