I’m 57 and I seem to be developing Auntie Acid’s memory problem. Yesterday morning, I went to the fridge and got out some milk for the cereal but then found that the milk was already on it. I realised that I had put milk on the cereal and put it back in the fridge and then gone for a spoon for the cereal but somehow got side tracked and went back to the fridge and got milk for the cereal a second time!
Ditto Auntie! It’s called CRS. Can’t Remember Sh…er Stuff….Or CRAFT Disease Can’t Remember A Friggin Thing (you people know what the “F” actually stands for, right? )
People will ask me about something that happened a long time ago, and I will say that I don’t even remember yesterday, so I probably don’t have a clue. In my defense, I have a friend or two who kind of like to live in the past. I don’t.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Never tell your problems to anyone- 20% don’t care and 80% are glad to have them
seanfear 6 months ago
and THAT is a superpower.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m so good I forget that I even forgot!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago
That’s a talent.
blunebottle 6 months ago
What? I thought I was the only one who did that!
A Common 'tator 6 months ago
Why have I got GoComics on my screen?
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
Sometimes when I’m absorbed in doing something that requires intense concentration, I may pass a mirror and resent that I am not enough alone.
nosirrom 6 months ago
Um, sorry I forgot what I was going to comment.
wirepunchr 6 months ago
You better go see a Nuro-psychologist Aunty.
assrdood 6 months ago
Walter Mitty invented this affliction.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Was I going to make a comment?
paranormal 6 months ago
You and me both Auntie!!!
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
If only we could forget you as easily Aunty.
ladykat 6 months ago
So can I.
j.l.farmer 6 months ago
I think a lot of us have that in common!!
walstib Premium Member 6 months ago
Anyone remember the early Elvis heartbreak song “I forgot to remember to forget” ?
Barnabus Blackoak 6 months ago
Oh yeah? Well I can…… wait….. what were we talking about?
Calvinist1966 6 months ago
I’m 57 and I seem to be developing Auntie Acid’s memory problem. Yesterday morning, I went to the fridge and got out some milk for the cereal but then found that the milk was already on it. I realised that I had put milk on the cereal and put it back in the fridge and then gone for a spoon for the cereal but somehow got side tracked and went back to the fridge and got milk for the cereal a second time!
suelou 6 months ago
Yup!!
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
Me too, Aunty!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
And now you forgot not to brag.
Katzi428 6 months ago
Ditto Auntie! It’s called CRS. Can’t Remember Sh…er Stuff….Or CRAFT Disease Can’t Remember A Friggin Thing (you people know what the “F” actually stands for, right? )
gopher gofer 6 months ago
wait, what was my name again…?
Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago
People will ask me about something that happened a long time ago, and I will say that I don’t even remember yesterday, so I probably don’t have a clue. In my defense, I have a friend or two who kind of like to live in the past. I don’t.
bakana 6 months ago
That’s nothing. I can forget what I’m doing Retroactively.