FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 17, 2024

That was the wrong Barney anyway, you want Barney from the Flintstones.

No it would not.

It’s St. Patrick’s day.

The Barney Stone should help you sing, “I love you. You love me. We’re best friends like friends should be. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?”

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/03/16

Whoever started it was certainly fluent in blarney. Climb up there. Hang upside down. Kiss the world’s least sanitary tourist attraction. (never mind fluids that drunks & other pranksters may have left over the centuries)

Don’t ever kiss it. It is not worth the wait and you may get sick picking up germs like I did. The castle and gardens are beautiful but don’t waste your time on the Blarney Stone.

Neither one is wearing green.

The only thing on my bucket list. A hundred feet up, on my back hanging over a precipice and maybe a stop at Stirling Bridge

Dare I ask where he even found a stone in the shape of Barney’s head anyway?

That’s a lot more difficult than one might think. I can say that I did do it and that it was a worthwhile experience……

One time, a dyslexic kissed the Blarney Stone. Now, he has the Gift of Bag!

Creepy how that “Barney Stone” looks very much like the actual Barney character…

Quincy don’t swing that way, Jason.

Quincy’s like ‘get me out of here!’

Jason sure is stupid sometimes, even though he’s a math whiz and nerd.

Bar knee is what you get from sitting to long on a bar stool.

I read that Irish teenagers like to hang out at night, drink beer, and pee on the blarney stone… leaving a special gift for the tourists.