In Security by Bea R. for May 01, 2024

Sam could have had his cake and eaten too…what IS wrong with him….?

Refined sugar is the scourge of humankind. So go ahead, Sam. Sedine’s a complex carbohydrate if there ever was one.

No dentist can ever complete with how a cartoonist can change a person’s oral accoutrements.

So Sedine was only covered in ribbons and a bow? How could Sam miss that!!!

Dude, forget the cake and start unwrapping!!!

Sam gets to do stupid stuff too… :D

“The meme is stale.”

For you new readers: If my wife had gone to all the trouble (and expense) of setting up the “cake bit” and I reacted like Sam, I’d be in the doghouse for months…

Everyone else: “why is Sam so weird?” Me: “How long was Sedine waiting inside that cake?”

You can still eat, Sam. You can still eat something good.

he don’t know an entre when he sees one.