Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 31, 2003
August 30, 2003
September 01, 2003
Transcript:
Spook: Whatever happened to fundamental truth, turkey? Turkey: They replaced it with environmental consensus Spook: Hey turnkey got a hypothetical for you! Turkey: ...I hate hypotheticals Spook: This guy steals one million dollars and gets caught in the act, right? Turkey: Right Spook: They throw him in the slammer, and the judge sets the bail at one million dollars! Turkey: Uh, huh...that's it? Spook: That's it Turkey: So, whats the point? Spook: Which one is the real crook? Turkey: The one that shows no remorse
tdoug1 over 8 years ago
Makes you wonder!
jbruins84341 almost 6 years ago
So, if the crook pays the bail with the money he stole, does that count as restitution, and the crime is forgiven?