Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 04, 2003

Transcript:

King: Do you serve red meat here? Man: No red meat sire King: What do you serve? Man: No red beans Waiter: Welcome to the bean sprout bistro, sire Let me tell you about our specials We have a heart-healthy spinach salad, A protein-filled grilled salmon steak and for dessert, lemon sorbet, with lots of vitamin "C"... I'll get you some green tea while you decide King: I've got a sick feeling my health plan doesn't even cover this!