The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 04, 2023

Working for you is an everyday Apocalypse.

Glad I farted.

He’s waiting to see how many money bags he can fill this week.

I don’t work! So I’m with you Rancid! Gym tomorrow YEAH!

I think Mondays have less of a smell and more of a scent, like a skunk.

In response to that money bags remark: Apparently being successful makes you evil incarnate. Sheeh.

You can’t trust that day, nor Rancid for that matter.

Monday, Monday…can’t trust that day…

Just giving us another reason why no one likes this guy (I’m retired and I still hate Mondays…must be my brain-muscle-memory).

now someone get me my coffee!

That should read – Sniff sniff – I love the smell of money Monday morning and sniff – all the time.

Man what does he have, like a charm bracelet hanging from a watch chain outside of his vest?

Do men still wear watch chains?

It’s the start of another week of him lording over his underlings.

I don’t find that Monday’s smell any different than any other day. But, taste. That’s a different matter. Monday’s means I’ll have a breakfast of a bacon/cheese quiche, or at least that’s what I call it.

Of cores HE loves Mondays. What a Horrible Man!

Smells like…Victory

I like the smell of Monday mornings too, but not from a work perspective. I do my laundry on Monday mornings. And I use the Downy Fresh Unstoppables in it. It smells amazing!

Evidently the office has time to air out over the weekend.

Veeblefester must be inhaling the scent of hopelessness and despair given off by his employees.

does that mean he’s ready to ruin someone’s day start of the week. I wonder who that would be, as if I didn’t know who it would be. :J

You would.

Monday mornings mean the start of making more money…….

What a weirdo, liking Monday!

Just another manic Monday.

Let the battles begin…

“It smells like money.” Now we know one of Rancid’s role models is Lt. Col. Kilgore, an equally despicable leader.

We knew you were weird Veebs, but that confirms it.

Beats napalm…..

Veeblefester has a good nose for drudgery and on Mondays his office reeks of it.

So, I’m guessing Veebs doesn’t like weekends. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have anyone around to torture…with the possible exception of his wife.

Retiring killed the bad Monday vibes :)