Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 30, 2023

Some day Lio will discover bookstores, where he’ll have his choice of “Dracula” editions.

Now that is a scary vampire.

Don’t blame the librarian.

This one looks much more frightening.

At least she didn’t give Lio a “Twilight” novel.

Yes, Vladdy loves everyone . . . regardless of blood type.

Could be worse, Lio.

She could have handed you one about Edward, the tragically romantic but polite vampire…

Lio wants to reject Vladdy’s overtures.

“Loved” as in “They taste GREAT!”

Best she could do with the restrictions there, Lio!

No preferred blood type?

Blah blah blah

I thought vampires already loved everyone no matter their blood type?

I sense a spin-off.

I thought Lio wrote his own things, the way he invents his own things.

NOT what he had in mind!

Not quite what he was looking for……

Age limited reading for those needing more is a boor.

Everything is being retconned these days.