Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 23, 2023

You go girl. Tell death to take a hike.

No tip? Now she has to wait a year on the shore of the Styx..

This has to be a reply to today’s Non Sequitur……

The notch on the edge of the scythe (NOT sickle) is on the wrong side. Praps the Grim Reaper has been trying to cut grass, necks, etc. in rocky terrain (with the scythe backwards).

What did the Grim Reaper do before scythes were invented?

You’d be disappointed with what’s in her bank account after all these years anyway.

On Discworld Death also uses a sword

I’ve already got my delaying tactic in place. He wants to take me, no problem. But I have got forms for him to fill out and get notarized that would make the IRS have conniptions.

I blame the Styx River Boatman for this.

Better that your last sight before death is the Grim Reaper than falling into a McCormick Reaper.

“Besides, I have to save whatever money I have for those Black Friday sales tomorrow…”

Tips? He must have been a barista at Starbucks in a previous life.

This one’s almost as bad as the Gasoline Alley Sunday strip a few years back with Uncle Walt showing up at the Pearly Gates and being pulled away, and it turns out they were reviving him with CPR! Just that one strip with no mention of it ever again…

My dad had one with two handles. Great for cutting briars.

The Grim Reaper should go to Florida (all the old folks there). Then it would be Death on a holiday.

If Broomie’s like Merlin, who was said to age backwards, at 1500 years old, she should still have about 500 years left. Then she’ll be ready for the grim reaper.

She’s older than he is.

A Very Happy & Blessed Thanksgiving to all

Probably only Broomie can choose.

Yeah, this tipping thing has really gotten out of hand.

Oh, has it all come down to this?! “No tip, no trip”?

Must be the American version.