Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 22, 2023

“If only you knew the power of the dark meat”

Obey the Empress, Darth.

A wookie mistake.

Tried Wookiee for dinner, it was good but a little chewy!!!!

How does he eat with that darn helmet on his head.

So the question comes up, How does Darth Vader eat? The only answer I can come up with is “Very carefully”. Looked it up, he has a feeding tube he can access when his helmet is off. So in a way, I guess I was right.

He also wants to bring the white meat over to the dark side.

No cranberry sauce nor mint jelly for You Darth Vader!!

He also brought some mashed potatoes made from deep purple potatoes that he wanted everyone to try. He’d tell everyone, “Come to the dark side!”

“I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.”

“The stuffing is strong in this one.”

use the fork Luke…

May the fork be with you.

Come to the dark side’s Thanksgiving. We have cookies. And pie.

We thought he’d been killed, but he’s come back from the gravy. Or maybe for it.

Levitating levity I love it!

He refuses to Sith at the kids’ table.

I find your lack of scalloped potatoes disturbing.

“Luke… I’m your drumstick!”

Yoda know better.

and I thought my in-laws were downers

if he doesn’t want to eat white meat you can’t force him…