Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 28, 2023

Bro hates doing chores on the weekend so much, that he would run away, hide, and starve.

Well, trashed that plan.

Oddly, she just wants him to take out the trash.

Well, fresh air is good for you. Not sure how much you get hiding behind the dumpster.

It’s the principle of the thing.

I’m assuming he’s been there for at least several hours.

10 year old logic

Hey, Kev, ya need to get to know the kids on Grande Avenue. . .maybe they could help. . .

I have coworkers like this.

Not gonna waste a second. An hour, maybe two, but not one second.

So, to avoid the chores, he essentially grounded himself.

Talk about a pyrric victory.

I’d tell you to trash that plan, Kevin, but I wouldn’t want you to waste anymore time.

Look! They are proving Kyle right when he called them trash bags.

Dude, ALWAYS bring snacks!!

Kid logic isn’t ‘logic’ at all.