Kliban by B. Kliban for November 13, 2023

So it only takes one dog to change a light bulb?

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

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Only one. He holds it still and the rest of the country revolves around him.

Shouldn’t the light bulb be over the dog’s head?

How many Freudians does it take? Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw his mother.

With dogged effort, and doggie treats as stimulus, she probably could.

You can do it, but you can’t do it alone.

How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to ask “What’s so funny?”

I have NEVER seen a dog climb a ladder. We once had a cat that would climb ladders. I guess to get a better view of the surroundings.

Opposable thumb envy.

I doubt that, he doesn’t have a watch so won’t know clockwise or anti clockwise.

Some dogs are Pointers, some are Retrievers. Meet Handydog!

Woof!

You need opposable thumbs to do that li’l guy!