Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 23, 2023

Most of my friends have furkids.

Time flies when you’re having…life.

aaand i don’t want to …

Life’s too dam funny

For me to explain

For kicks or money.

Life’s too dam funny.

It’s one day Sonny,

The next day Blaine.

Life’s too dam funny

For me to explain.

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(Apology to Don Marquis and archy)

Yep, one day you’re best friends with somebody and then you realize what a jerk they are.

One nice thing about having the kids grow up and leave the house is that you get to pick your own friends.

Aunty, your best friend is a whiskey bottle.

That relationship is odd!!!!!1

I suppose the same thing happens with marriage. One day you friends having a good time and the very next day I’m a bad influence. …sheesh!

That could be a blessing.

And they spend fifteen minutes telling you why they are too busy to talk to you for five minutes.

That’ll happen with all those blackouts.

Time’s fun when you’re having flies. – Kermit the Frog

Do Infants have as much fun in Infancy as Adults do in Adultry?