Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 21, 2023

Now I know he is dreaming.

Ironic, his big fear is the reason he’s there in the first place. (And Maxine)

“This nightmare sequence brought to you by Bullies, Inc. If you don’t want to get pounded, just give s everything now. Or, we’ll get it later and pound you harder. It’s all good.”

With a bit of luck, Maxine and the Bullies (band name?) will get in a fight over who gets to pound first.

Has anyone who was ever hollared at to “get back here” ever actually go back?!

Why are they ghosts now? Did they die during the ice cream truck incident?

Rule #1 – Cardio.

“The first to go were the fatties’”

As told by Columbus

Zombieland

Rule #1 of Zombieland: Cardio.

Run like the wind. Keep your cape in the air!

Just give them the candies already! It’s not worth it anymore!

Miles may be a big chicken, but at least he’s getting a good workout from it all.

There must be a twist at the end where the real bullies were actually behind this trap the whole time

If it’s choice between fight or flight and they’re twice your size you made the right choice!

Maybe he should have worn his Flash costume instead of his Superman costume.

Maxine? That’s a girl?

its giving that one episode of the hollow.