Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 04, 2023

She has many facets to her personality.

What about cubes?

Maybe they could have a love triangle.

To date her you must solve;

$$x=\sqrt3{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3 }+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)\sqrt{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3}\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)^2+\biggl(\frac{c}{3a}-\frac{b^2}{9a^2}\biggr)^3}}+\sqrt3{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3 }+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)-\sqrt{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3}+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)^2+\biggl(\frac{c}{3a}-\frac{b^2}{9a^2}\biggr)^3}}-\frac{b}{3a}$$

She’s complex.

Sorry Frank, she’s got depth, you’re just two 2-dimentional for her.

You wouldn’t want her anyway, You’ve heard of a two-faced lover; well she’s got 18 faces.

What’s the deal? Spin the wheel

If the dice are hot, take a shot

Play your cards, show us what you got

What you’re holding

If the cards are coldDon’t go folding

Lady Luck is golden

She favors the bold, that’s cold

Stop throwing stones

The night has a thousand saxophones

So get out there and rockAnd roll the bones

Get busy

try her cousin Polly Gon

She’s heading for a Dungeons and Dragons game…

I love a good math joke. In this case a good geometry joke.

She’s looking for a class guy, like an icositetrahedron. Ouch!! Just broke my tongue

And, Tippi Hedren was for the birds.

A funny angle today.

Did you hear about the hunters who were arrested for poaching? They were trying to trap a zoid.

I would, if he can afford the fee.

oh i’d circle around her

Dodec A. Hedron has a chance, he knows all the angles…

(¬_¬)

But she has such a nice shape.

I was looking for solid humor from Mr. Thaves, but this one felt a little flat.

She does, however, prefer sexigons.

She’s smiling, that’s a sure sine she is tangentially interested…

Actually, she goes out with everyone at all once, because she’s POLYamorous

Very Clever!

Reminds me of a strange little novella called “Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions,” a satire by Edwin Abbott Abbott published in 1884. The characters who are shapes in Flatland argue about whether there can be another dimension. There’s also Lineland and Pointland, I think.

She might if she just lost a bet