Strangely there is at least one deciduous conifer that I know of: Tamarack (The duckduckgo says there are three). Frazz may be looking for a rhyme with “never-seen”.
How about ‘rhymes with something that rhymes with “dye their hair” ’ ?(OK, I’m being cheeky; I’m a 72-yo man and my hair (what’s left) is only just beginning to change colour.)
Iwhen my hair started turni gray a few yars ago I tried dying it. No such luck. My scalp blistered horibly. I tried to completely different brands with the same result. My hair is now a gun metal fray and I’ve accepted it. I’m blessed with hair that is still thick at 68, so I can accept it turning gray.
“Salonifer”. I like it. Some of us dye our hair because we weren’t happy with the original color, but changing colors with the seasons sounds like a lot of fun, too!
Erse IS better 8 months ago
Strangely there is at least one deciduous conifer that I know of: Tamarack (The duckduckgo says there are three). Frazz may be looking for a rhyme with “never-seen”.
Bilan 8 months ago
Evergreen rhymes with Salonifer?
Samrhoads Premium Member 8 months ago
I didn’t know there was a tree that dyed its leaves.
Harumph 8 months ago
Women are perennial.
Sephten 8 months ago
How about ‘rhymes with something that rhymes with “dye their hair” ’ ?(OK, I’m being cheeky; I’m a 72-yo man and my hair (what’s left) is only just beginning to change colour.)
James Lindley Premium Member 8 months ago
Iwhen my hair started turni gray a few yars ago I tried dying it. No such luck. My scalp blistered horibly. I tried to completely different brands with the same result. My hair is now a gun metal fray and I’ve accepted it. I’m blessed with hair that is still thick at 68, so I can accept it turning gray.
BRBurns1960 8 months ago
everdyed
Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago
I know one old lady whose hair went gray. It made her so angry she blue her top.
timbob2313 Premium Member 8 months ago
rhymes with “salonifer” I don’t get it. If there is such word as salonifer I can find it and have no idea what the joke is supposed to be
eced52 8 months ago
Can’t think of a word that rhymes with salonifer.
The Wolf In Your Midst 8 months ago
When a man goes grey, he’s old and wise. When a woman goes grey, she’s old.
LMPORTER 8 months ago
Miss Clairol – Only her hair dresser knows for sure :)
slowstart 8 months ago
“Salonifer”. I like it. Some of us dye our hair because we weren’t happy with the original color, but changing colors with the seasons sounds like a lot of fun, too!
ilovecomics*infinity 8 months ago
Larches are deciduous conifers!
moondog42 Premium Member 8 months ago
Oh no, was the rhyme actually “Girls go to juniper” and we were saying it wrong all those years ago…?
Stephen Gilberg 8 months ago
You left off the “-ous” for parallel structure, Frazz.
buflogal! 8 months ago
Clever. Too bad it is botanically incorrect.
tcviii Premium Member 7 months ago
A number of women stopped dying their hair during Covid.
tcviii Premium Member 7 months ago
I enjoy seeing women who let their hair go grey, and still wear it longish.