Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 02, 2023

A rash decision by Dr. Mel, as usual.

Yup. Poison Oak would have been sooo much better. Or nestles, even.

Did we run out of cotton, flax, and hemp?

Somehow Winkie avoided that one!

Just extract the toxins. Everything should be fine.

Define environmental impact.

Gonna need an ocean, of Calimine Lotion….

Corporal Mittens will be wearing a uniform made of catnip. At least, until he chews it off. (@DrMel: Can we see his tail sometime?)

He was beaten to it centuries ago. It was called linen.

I concur Dr. Mel. You should have used giant hog weed instead.

Doesn’t dr Mel trying to help give you some goosebumps? Red itchy goosebumps?

There are so many things wrong with this … or it wouldn’t be Brewster Rockit. :)

Just imagine if it had been a Venus Flytrap…

At least it should be red.

Last year I bought a bamboo t-shirt. This year I bought 5 more. Great stuff.

Is Doctor Mel Practice an idiot or a sadist?