Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 20, 2023

That’s devilish evil even for you guys.

perfect!!! just perfect!!!

That and elevator music.

Not as bad as rap would be

AAAAGGHH! Not the Liberty ad! Please not that!!!

I’ve decided the Spectrum guy is just the next thing to Billy Mays in annoying!

The Conqueror Earworm has turned the tables!

This is simply brilliant!!!

You asked for it, you got it. Toyota!

The only thing worse would be Kenny G.

Why do some people pay for cable only to invite a sales pitch every 10 minutes?

It’s a tie between and Jar dance for annoying earworm

Justice is so beautiful

Ralph shouldn’t be there!

Pun-ishment in Heck

Appropriate for the actually composers of such drivel.Also… Garfield 1-2323 (looking at you, NEOhio)

I haven’t heard the Empire Carpet jingle in thirty years, but now it’s stuck in my head.

You’ll be saying WOW!… every time you use ShamWow!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

One jingle that has been stuck in my head for a long time (since the 80s?) is “I am stuck on Band-Aids, ’cause Band-Aids stick on me”. I don’t mind, because it’s a cute jingle.

LOL! ☺️☺️☺️

Annoying annoying annoying!

Talk about getting HOT under the collar…..☺️☺️

What a hellish PUNishment.

Baby shark.

What happens if I dial those numbers?

Can’t understand why the devils don’t wear noise-cancelling headsets?

Where.. is the pillow guy?

Now feed it through massive subwoofers.

Finally a break from, It’s a small world after all and 8 6 7 5 3 0 9.

I could listen to meow meow meow meow for eternity!

School bells ring and children sing It’s back to Robert Hall again Mother knows for better clothes It’s back to Robert Hall again la la la la la la la Back to Robert Hall again.

The, “Cars For Kids…” ,one would be my TRUE HELL!

Haven’t you heard? Modern drugs don’t work without a catchy song and dance number. That’s how you know they work.

Where’s the beef? “Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun” …!

( lettuce pray )

That Kars for kids one is horrible.

Burger King is running a whole series of HORRIBLE ones right now, all takes on the old “BK, have it your way” jingle. The rhyming is atrocious and the singing is worse…I can’t mute them fast enough!I’ll be getting my fast food elsewhere as long as that obnoxious ad campaign is on the air.

Now, THAT’S Hell!

The most inhumane one is Kars for kids one.

How about “O-O-O-O’Reilly…Auto Parts!”

Anything, but PLEASE no Emus!

honestly the empire one is enjoyable to me. its fire

Safe lite repair—-safe lite replace. UGH!

Balance of Nature—-yeah, like capsules are better than real fruit and veggies.

Anything that includes “talk to your doctor”

See the USA in your Chevrolet.

Wouldn’t you really rather a Buick, a Buick, a Buick?

Belong with the new doctor’s office ad that has elderly patients dancing, DANCING, into the doctor’s office, to be handed a cup of coffee in the waiting room, then sitting and chatting with the doctor and some other health provider in the exam room with yet more coffee. And then, no jingle, but the absolute worst is the semi-crazed woman who shoves her face, and everything else, into the camera to sell her all-over body part deodorizers. eGADS!!!!!

J. G. Wentworth