Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 07, 2023

I have a plunger for the unblocking…..

Is that negotiable?

Shoe can’t afford the NSF fees.

As a bank bookkeeper, I had one customer who’d send out all her checks at the end of the month. Those that arrived first, got posted. The rest went back and she was charged $3.00 NSF fees for each one.

An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, “Why Euripides?”

Hear about the author in jail?

They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.

A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.

Nothing to fret about.

Cosmo might need to join the writers strike.

At least Shoe is being honest.

Of course you do.

Time to go to direct deposit…

I worked for a radio station where that happened!

I always thought that bird looked fat. Now, I think he just has big wings under his jacket.

Great pun. Need to use a non-woke English/greek accent to really appreciate it!!!