Which is worse, having people taking videos of your screw-ups, or having the tales of your misadventures exaggerated more and more every time they are told?
Actually, manned flight WAS attempted in the Middle Ages – an 11th century monk named Elmer of Malmesbury built a pair of wings and flew 220 yards before he crashed into a field and broke his legs. He intended to add a tail to his device and almost made the first primitive plane, but he was forbidden from going any further by his superiors, and manned flight was sadly put on hold for 800 years.
Prescott_Philosopher 11 months ago
You need a camera because no one will believe this!
silberdistel 11 months ago
Thor (was it Thor?) Would say: been there, done that…
Imagine 11 months ago
Must have borrowed those wings from yesterday’s Back to BC.
hariseldon59 11 months ago
BC crossover, sorta.
Calvinist1966 11 months ago
The Wizard doesn’t need to invent a camera as he can magic one up.
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
Or better yet, use Henry.
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
FACEPLANT , no score !
fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago
Ask Henry how he flies with those itty bitty wings.
jagedlo 11 months ago
Nothing like the support of a good friend…and right now Wiz wishes that he had one!
HOTLOTUS1 11 months ago
seems bigger than life in this strip
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
No better results even with magic!
DaveG1960 11 months ago
Wood cuts take too long…..
Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago
Stupid, stupid wings.
Kaputnik 11 months ago
Which is worse, having people taking videos of your screw-ups, or having the tales of your misadventures exaggerated more and more every time they are told?
geese28 11 months ago
Hey wiz producers of “Jack***” are on the other line
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
LOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
At least engage a few fast painters to capture the moment.
eced52 11 months ago
Uh, how would the king know what a camera was if it hadn’t already been invented?
angmgre2 11 months ago
Wile E Coyote v Acme Company just became a class action lawsuit?
ladykat 11 months ago
That had to hurt, Wiz.
rshive 11 months ago
It can document crash landings too.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
While you’re at it, invent documents.
The Gun Doctor 11 months ago
Along with the camera, invent an internet so we can post it.
andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago
Good landing if he can walk away.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
He may not have soared, but he will be sore.
hagarthehorrible 11 months ago
Appreciate the fink for thinking way beyond his time. No wonder HE rules.
raybarb44 11 months ago
So we can all share a good laugh…..
Angry Indeed 11 months ago
Where’s the NTSB?
Mediatech 11 months ago
Stupid gravity
Will_Scarlet 11 months ago
Actually, manned flight WAS attempted in the Middle Ages – an 11th century monk named Elmer of Malmesbury built a pair of wings and flew 220 yards before he crashed into a field and broke his legs. He intended to add a tail to his device and almost made the first primitive plane, but he was forbidden from going any further by his superiors, and manned flight was sadly put on hold for 800 years.