Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 14, 2012

You can see my eyeroll from SPACE, people!

Cathy, you are in a class by yourself. Mom (no, the other Mom) is flakey enough to join you but I think she’s more lucid.

Mom! Billy and I did a collective “Awwww” at your comment last night. We saw it around 2:30 this morning. We did it quietly so as not to wake you. :-) Hi Susan I felt like sleeping in but LMB and I have been out for a walk instead. Tough to know how to sleep on a Saturday after a night off but before going on-shift again. lightenup is making my spidey senses fire off, so I bet she’s close by. You shouldn’t encourage Billy to be a bad boy. :-D

So much for the accuracy of my Spidey Senses. Must be weather disturbance throwing ’em off.

Hey Aaron, you’re close! Your first prediction was wrong, but your second one was spot on. Not sure, you may have to re-calibrate your spidey sense…

So true, Aaron… Cathy is in a “special” human bracket all on her own. She is just truly nuts…Hello to everyone! I got a late start today because lil’ lightenup (the 6 year old) had a tumbling class today at 9am, so it was basically “getupmakebreakfasteatgetdressedandgo”. I’ll check in later and post a better greeting, but I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Okay, lightenup you set me up for this and I can’t help it. Is li’l lightenup’s tumbling half empty or half full?

Pretending for a moment that I’m the CPA (somebody rescue me if I don’t come out on the other side of this):

Panel 1 answer: Pretty muchPanel 2 answers: Undoubtedly, no but not by much, and hideous + + +Panel 3 answer: Dunno. My own eyes are rolling and an inch from glazing overPanel 4 answer: Human? Umm, well, define ‘human’

Whoa that was scary!

LOL Aaron sometimes he’s just two weird for words. hendelca you really shouldn’t encourage him. :-D

Hi Mom you’re so nice. Hello evening Cathyites. About to go out for pizza and beer with local friends. Aaron is already out on a fire call. Sigh.

Yes, Cathy, you are the worst, latest, most disorganized, hideous spending nut job on the planet! There!!! Feel better now?!?!? I didn’t think so! Next time . . . just do yourself a favor (and him too) and don’t ask!

legaleagle48: “Eyerow from space” . . . Too funny! :-D

A big hello and Happy Saturday, lightenup, K.F.G. (wherever you are these days!), Susan, rgcviper, lindz.coop, summerdog, gmforde, hendelca, legaleagle48, Gator007 and all the rest of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here this evening! Good to “see” you all!

Oh geez, I just signed on to friend Aaron’s account to read the rest of the comics. For yet another eyeroll, check out his comment on Adam today. LOL he sure is a nut case.

“Human bracket”? Hi Cathyites!!

Do you REALLY wanna know all that, Cathy?

Hello, everyone.