I have met people like that. Once seen clearly, that form of ‘pseudo-listening’ is easy to recognize. When I chat with one of those types, I watch for the ‘glaze’, then mix a metaphor or just slightly mispronounce word endings. Usually gets funny response.
Back in high school speech class, I developed my “look at the group’s foreheads”.It lets the people think you are speaking to them individually, without your having to be distracted with instant reactions….Now if Calvin was in that group, doing his “chin thing”….I guess that’s why so many meetings are unproductive.
I struggle to pay attention to the person speaking if their features are unusually fascinating. For instance, I know 2 women whose pupils are shaped like old style key holes
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
Most people just end up taking a swing at Calvin’s chin.
codycab 12 months ago
Calvin would know about quizzical and repulsed looks. People give them to him everyday.
lalapalooza Premium Member 12 months ago
catmom1360 12 months ago
Hobbs always has the best comments.
snsurone76 12 months ago
I wonder if Calvin ever thought of using his facial expressions to drive away the people he hates.
Heck, it might even work on Moe!!
hariseldon59 12 months ago
Interesting that Calvin keeps saying ‘he’ and ‘his’. Does this mean he doesn’t do this to women/girls?
MayCauseBurns 12 months ago
I’m stealing Hobbes’ comment.
Knuckleheads Premium Member 12 months ago
Hobbes is a legend in sarcastic comments
jagedlo 12 months ago
At this time of my life, my train of thought often leaves the station without me…
sandpiper 12 months ago
I have met people like that. Once seen clearly, that form of ‘pseudo-listening’ is easy to recognize. When I chat with one of those types, I watch for the ‘glaze’, then mix a metaphor or just slightly mispronounce word endings. Usually gets funny response.
Tonto & Redd Panda 12 months ago
A chin stare? Might work.
Combine it with ’’That’s one huge bug, eww.’’
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
Oddly enough. I do pretty much the same thing, but I’m looking at their noses.
uniquename 12 months ago
I’m guessing that doesn’t work on Mrs. Wormwood.
The Doctor 12 months ago
The conversation could never last long enough. He’d be immediately arguing with them straight away.
christelisbetty 12 months ago
Back in high school speech class, I developed my “look at the group’s foreheads”.It lets the people think you are speaking to them individually, without your having to be distracted with instant reactions….Now if Calvin was in that group, doing his “chin thing”….I guess that’s why so many meetings are unproductive.
BiggerNate91 12 months ago
Calvin actually has a fun tip for once!
g04922 12 months ago
Gotta love Hobbes’ subtle humor.
mindjob 12 months ago
When people talk to me, I just hear muted trumpets
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
I struggle to pay attention to the person speaking if their features are unusually fascinating. For instance, I know 2 women whose pupils are shaped like old style key holes
kathleenhicks62 12 months ago
Hobbes!!! He sure is the best!
mistercatworks 12 months ago
In some of his books, Douglas Adams describes people who look at one of your ears during a conversation as a sign of madness.
FunnyPageLover 12 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA! I busted out laughing at Hobbes’ comment.
eced52 12 months ago
Calvin will be a national champion sprinter in college from running away from Susie.