Herman by Jim Unger for April 23, 2023

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    OK, he can say toothpaste, so what does he want?

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    Lucy Rudy  about 1 year ago

    What’s a soup plate? A plate you put under a soup bowl? It looks like a drug store so they probably don’t have any.

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    Little Caesar  about 1 year ago

    “We don’t make souflés here….”

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    Clerk: “Why would you need ‘sluice gates’? Try Ace Hardware next door.”

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    “Regular soup plates, please.”

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    wirepunchr  about 1 year ago

    I said you’re homely too.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Does your dog bite?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  about 1 year ago

    This reminds me of the BRILLIANT 2 Ronnies sketch, “Four Candles”. For our overseas friends who may not know who The Two Ronnies were, they were a comedy duo; Ronnie Barker, the customer here ,and Ronnie Corbett, the shop owner shown here, who were very popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s on the BBC here in the UK. Look up more of their performances on Youtube, they are absolutely brilliant. ☺♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    I don’t have any soup plates. I do have a soup stone though.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Guy obviously doesn’t sell or wear hearing aids either.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    LMAO! ☺️☺️☺️

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Has anyone ever seen “Regular” flavored toothpaste?

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    A# 466  about 1 year ago

    “Where are my kumquats?!!!” (from “It’s a Gift” — W.C. Fields)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Use a megaphone…….

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    Calvins Brother  about 1 year ago

    Ask for toothpaste instead.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    “Is your hearing okay?”

    " I don’t wear earrings."

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    monya_43  about 1 year ago

    “I got new hearing aids for $2,000.” “That’s quite expensive. What kind are they?” “It’s about 3 o’clock.” XD

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  about 1 year ago

    Herman’s been talking to my mother it seems.

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