Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2023

I resemble that remark. Ratkin, Esq.

Dr. Mel to create a robot with a heart of his own.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

You are in a boat with a lawyer, Hitler and Putin. You have a gun, but only 2 bullets. What do you do?

You shoot the lawyer twice.

I can just picture a robo-lawyer in a classic Sammy Hagar music video.

I did some research on Ancestry and discovered my forebears were all boring middle class people – no horse thieves, road agents, or pirates in the bunch. The only thing that made up for it? We had lawyers.

Ouch! (If lawyers had feelings.)

This depicts the root cause of the robot uprising that destroys mankind.

“Litigate all humans!”

My neighbor is a lawyer and that describes him to a ‘T’. What an a$$ he is. The neighbors just avoid him.

If everyone were honest and reasonable, no one would need lawyers. Just remember that.

They will bill you by the picosecond.

The person who doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care will be disappointed. Wrongly. The assumption is the uncaring will not work as hard. Sometimes this is true but a caring person who doesn’t know is unlikely to do as well as one who does.

As if there’s a difference

Woe to you lawyers! For you have taken away the key of knowledge; you did not enter yourselves, and you hindered those who were entering. – Luke 11:52 (RSV)

An actual thing, “Robot Lawyer Quits”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-gvArVKfUM

“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”

— Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars