Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 11, 2023

Should not be the creature from the Liverpool

Been to Exeter, nice city!. They should reference Shitterton, a wonderful village in Dorset!

Trust me, “The Creature from Blackpool” would be WAY scarier.

Dreadlock Holmes?

Bucky’s got a point. From watching BBC America, I gather Brits are getting murdered all over the place all the time. You’re not even safe on one of their Caribbean islands.

Ian Anderson’s ‘tribute’ to Blackpool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHbllc2wY8

the ATTACK of THE 50 FOOT BLANCMANGE

I’m going up the ’Pool

From down the smoke below

To taste me mum’s jam sarnies

And see our Aunty Flo.

- I. Anderson

“The Great White Welsh”

“Spare” Scare …!

( starring the Puke of Suckcess )

M3GHAN AND HARRY

The Notting Hill Has Eyes

Aha, the dumb cat is smarter than we give him credit for. The 9th circle is a reference to Dante.

But what does scare the British people?

Blackpool isn’t all bad – it produced some fine actresses, such as Jenna-Louise Coleman, Tania Mallet, and Janet Munro.

Then again, it also gave us Robert Smith.

Liverpudlians and onions