Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 03, 2023

chicago deep or New York thin Snoopy, there is a huge difference of course!

The real question is: “Who’s going to get the bill for 30 pizzas?”

Even Alfred Yankovic once ate nineteen pizzas at his friend’s house when no one else came. Really got him constipated and had to get a colonic irrigation.

Get Snoopy some antacids

Quickest way I know to turn someone off a food item. Let them get themselves sick eating chocolate, or pizzas in this case. And I mean really sick. And they won’t want to touch the stuff for a very, very long time at the soonest.

Which of these is the best; Pizza Hut, Domino’s Pizza or Papa John’s?

FWIW, Geoffrey Esper is the current record holder for eating pizza. He ate 19.25 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 2nd place is the famous Joey Chestnut (hot dog champ) with 17 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 9 inch pizzaz are pretty small .. smaller than a medium I think .. but still.

I hope they were regular-sized pizzas and not those 42" ones that some places sell!

30 pizzas?

Pizza Pizza

Size and what were the toppings on it.

Guinness called, the record is 34 Pizza’s. Better luck next year Snoopy.

the Guinness book was created because of bar bets.

Wouldn’t Woodstock’s guests at his party, most likely being birds, would rather be “twittering” about the Guinness World Book instead of actually talking about it?

All I can eat is one pizza.

Who paid for the thirty pizzas?

It all started when someone began singing 99 bottles of root beer on the wall.

“I can eat 50 eggs!” ~ Cool Hand Luke

I knew a guy in college once who wanted to get into the Guinness book for the number of times going around in a clothes dryer. He crammed himself into a dryer in my dorm laundry room and went around 500 times before somebody told him that a Guinness rep has to be present to witness it.

Snoopy’s belly should be bigger after 30 pizzas.

Snoopy needs to make a NY’s resolution…only 4-8 pizzas next time‼️☺️

Eat some grass Snoopy, make you feel better.

How cheesy, Snoopster!

And that’s when snoopy said “Hold my water dish”

The Beagle Book of World Records. Some of the topics are a bit ‘unique’.

One thing led to another, and now you’re probably gonna die.

It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality. I hope it wasn’t Little Caesar’s.

“Here, hold my beer…”

That’s ROOT beer, of course

We have a Woodstock’s Pizza joint in our neighborhood. Good stuff!

Well, maybe it was thirty pizza BAGELS made with mini bagels. Or maybe it was thirty pizza BITES. I mean thirty pizza bites is seriously nothing, maybe a couple slices of a twelve inch pizza at best.

Joe Cool Hand Snoopy

Sounds like ny party that a Lance Corporal is in charge of…

Maybe they were Woodstock sized pizzas?

I remember getting 30 Krystal Burgers—about the size of one of Woodstock’s pizzas?

That’s one partying pooch!