That is not the best way to refer to a baby. It should be more like, “Can you tell me how this baby works?” … uh … or … “What do I do with this child?” [Who put Frank in charge of this baby?]
One thing I learned when our oldest son was in diapers: never to ever stand at the foot of the changing table when I opened the diaper to change him. Gave him a dead shot right up my tie and across the shirt. But, he had a beautiful smile.
There are tales of fairies stealing babies and leaving “changelings” in their place, but I didn’t realize that they had managed to automate the process.
My doctor said I was overstressed. He suggested I go away on vacation for a change and a rest. When I got back he asked how it went. “Not so great”, I said. “The bellhop got the change and the hotel got the rest.”
Doug K over 1 year ago
That is not the best way to refer to a baby. It should be more like, “Can you tell me how this baby works?” … uh … or … “What do I do with this child?” [Who put Frank in charge of this baby?]
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
You put him in, and a bunch of crap comes out.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
One thing I learned when our oldest son was in diapers: never to ever stand at the foot of the changing table when I opened the diaper to change him. Gave him a dead shot right up my tie and across the shirt. But, he had a beautiful smile.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I believe, that when you feel it is time for a change, you put the baby in the machine, and you get a different one back.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
There are tales of fairies stealing babies and leaving “changelings” in their place, but I didn’t realize that they had managed to automate the process.
InTraining over 1 year ago
looks like Ernie ran the other way…!
Earnestly Frank over 1 year ago
My doctor said I was overstressed. He suggested I go away on vacation for a change and a rest. When I got back he asked how it went. “Not so great”, I said. “The bellhop got the change and the hotel got the rest.”
The Brooklyn Accent over 1 year ago
“That’s just the way it is. Some things’ll never change.” —Bruce Hornsby
360guy Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe it means a new machine is to go in that space.
KEA over 1 year ago
I saw a baby changing station in a restroom the other day that had instructions in braille. …kinda made me shudder.
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I’m so old there were no changing stations in the men’s restrooms. My youngest suffered being changed half in, half out, of the sink.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
She says “I don’t know, I’ve watching for it while and it hasn’t changed a bit”.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
What is he doing with a baby in the first place???
gcarlson over 1 year ago
Samantha: I need to change the baby.
Tabitha: Into what?
- Bewitched