Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 05, 2022

Oh, do tell us about the Tycho Crater, person at the information desk when you get back from your lunch break.

Lio, you got to be careful around those Monoliths.

That monolith was everywhere a couple of years ago.

Every place Lio wants to go looks alike.

My God, it’s full of crap.

Lio’s life is an ODDysee.

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Wait! Don’t touch it or that blasted Also Sprach Zarathustra will start blaring out over the PA system.

CUE: Also Sprach Zarathustra!

2001 a space oddity revisited

Will Lio be heading to Jupiter, and beyond the infinite?

If you touch the monolith, you get a map of celebrity homes. Then you say: My God, It’s full of stars!

Be careful, Lio. The moon is covered with suckers. It must be a giant squid or something.

Lio its time to bug Eva Rose.

At least it’s not offering $0.05 psychiatric help.

The worst part of the Tycho Crater is the repeats about the monkey exhibit.