Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 25, 2022

In that case, false alarm! No emergency.

I’ve tried agreeing when someone says something like that. Apparently what someone wants to hear can turn out to be the opposite of what they need to hear.

Yeah, well we knew that about you.

Mari just hide at Phoebes house

Well, at least you’re self-aware about it, Mari.

“The shield is in the shop for a scented oil change and a shield rotation.”

My dad also acts like every minor inconvenience is there to annoy him personally.

Chill, Marigold. I learned long ago that the world revolves around me.

Marigold is rightfully afraid here. This could lead to a huge unicorn hunt.

Magic is like science, in that I don’t understand either and am very mad about that. I ain’t wearing no mask and gettin’ no Fauci ouchie!

Wait, is she a Millennial?

Cor some real cowboys did this!

Doesn’t even Phoebe get dazzled by Marigold when the Shield has been down before? Have they been hanging around each other too long?

U … U … Unicorn. Also, cute outfit, Phoebe.

Like any machine.